Intercoursept. (Luffy x Reader)

It was a peaceful evening on the Thousand Sunny; so peaceful in fact, almost everyone decided to relax in their rooms- almost everyone except you and your captain, Luffy. Simultaneously taking in deep breaths of the pure sea air, you both let smiles paint your relaxed faces. Leaning a bit closer to your tanned boyfriend, looking out towards the beautifully painted sky, nothing disturbing the well-blended- except for that..

Squinting your eyes, you glanced back at Luffy who had his eyes closed, enjoying the wind blow through his hair. Your eyes slid back out towards the open sea, seeing the object go across the horizon. Bringing up your hand, your stretched out your arm and pointed your finger. "Luffy, look.. What do you think that is?"

Popping open one of his brown eyes, he glanced down at met your (color) iris's for a split second, before his eye followed your arm. Opening the other one, he gripped the side of the ship and leaned over to get a better look. After a moment his eyes widened and he grabbed his hat, pointing out towards the sea. Jumping up and down he yelled, "It's split-head! (First Name), go wake everyone up! We gotta go intercourse him!"

Nodding furiously, you quickly turned around and started to take off towards the lower deck of the ship. Getting a few inches from him, you froze in your spot- wait a minute.. Intercourse?  Turning back around on the balls of your feet, you stared blankly at the boy. "Intercept.."

Turning his head around in that disturbing way he does, being made of rubber, he blinked. "What?"

"Intercept. Intercept them."

Squinting his eyes at you suspiciously, he suddenly became concerned. Turning his body around to match the direction his head, he walked a bit closer to you, eyeing you up down. "Why would you wanna have sex with them? Should I get Chopper to look at you..?"

Blinking at him with the most unamused face you could muster - which wasn't hard at this moment -you just shook your head, turning around. You continued to your destination. "Yeah, and maybe while i'm at it I can ask him if he has a degree in therapy!" Because you were positive you needed it after living with this crew.