When life gives you CreepyPasta. XII

“'Go find Masky and Hoodie' he says! 'It'll be fun!' he didn't say!” You kicked a small rock once again as you made your way along the path. Stuffing your hands into your pockets, you kept scanning your surroundings with shifty eyes. Sure, you had gotten along fairly with the killers in that mansion, but you knew what else lurked around. Gulping hard, the image of you being slaughtered by the Rake or something passed through your mind. Taking off into a small jog, you wish you would have taken the offer Slenderman gave you when he shoved Smile you way and practically said, 'It's dangerous to go alone, take this.' Now you were almost to the line between the sane killers and the insane killers. 'Wait, did that even make sense?' Hearing a snap of a twig you froze and looked behind you, seeing nothing. Trying to shake off the chill running down your spine, you turned around, only to be meet with something soft to your face. Clenching your teeth together, you took in a deep breath, trying to be a still as possib- 'Wa.. wait a minute.. is that Cheesecake I smell?' Cautiously you took a small sniff, before a taking a bigger one, then an even bigger one. Finally, deciding 'Fuck it' you inhaled deeply.

“Did... you just sniffed me..?” Came the questioning, unsure voice from up above.

“Maybe.” Was your lame-ass reply.

Feeling something hard press up against your back, your eyes widened and dirty thought came to your mind. Feeling hands wrap around your upper arms, your teeth started to chatter and your heart started to race. “Who's the human?” Came a slick voice from behind, right beside your ear.

Instantly hands shot out, grabbing your wrist and pulling your forward. Your head collided with a soft the soft material of the hoodie. 'Why do most of these people wear freaking hoodies!?' An arm slid around your shoulders, squishing you close and as much as you love cheesecake, this smell was too over whelming. “No,” Was male number ones answer. “we're not allowed to touch this one. You remember as well as I do what Slenderman and Splendormans orders were.”

A 'Tsk' came from behind you. “And anyone knows how scarey those bastards can get!” Came an over-dramatic yell from behind. Ahh, so someone else calls Splendorman a bastard? 'I'm not alone!~' You mentally cheered, then happy raved in your head. Feeling male number ones grip tighten on your, male number twos hands grasped the back of your shirt. “But, Masky, if they're so worried, why would they have her come all the way out here, where they know it's oh-so-dangerous?” Male number two started to pull on your shirt, as if he were trying to pull you back to him.

Masky reached up his free hand and smacked - who were just going to assume is from now - Hoodies hand. Retracting his hand, Hoodie scoffed and you shook your head., causing Masky to shift and look down at you. Seeing you were still smooshed up against the cheese-cake-smelling mans chest, you spoke in a muffle and weird voice. “W-well.. Slendy offered me Smile, b-but.. I didn't wanna take him..” Mostly because you didn't want to have to control him if Grinny happened to be out here, lazying around in a tree.

“She freaking stutters.”

“I'm sure she's nervous.”

Shifting around a bit, you traded your weight to each foot. “And a bit uncomfortable.” You wiggled, emphasizing your point. Slowly letting go of you, Masky stepped off to the side you give you a bit of personal space, seeing he had seriously invaded it. You stretched, cracking your back with a horrible 'pop' and you groaned.

"What'd you do? Sleep on the floor? Hahah!" Hearing the voice, but not caring who it came from, you turned and glared at both of them. Seeing Masky glance over at Hoodie before taking a step to the side and shaking his head in a, 'wasn't me' way. You just glared at the frowning-masked man. After a moment he groaned and slumped over. "What the fuuck!? You're no fun, damnit! I thought girls were suppose to all defensive and shit!"

Putting a hand in his pocket and one up to his chin, Masky looked off to the side with a titled head. As he spoke you could hear the teasing smile in his voice. "How would you know? You've never had one before.."

Feeling quiet a bit awkward now, as if you weren't there anymore, you wanted to say something but you weren't sure what. Lifting up your finger, you pouted as Hoodie started to rage at Masky like the prissy little girl he wanted you to act like. "Uhhh..." Nope nothing. Slowly backing away, you inwardly shrugged. Splendy told you to find them, so he can't get mad at you if they don't come back with you. You did find them like he asked! Not wanting to feel weird about turning your back on them, you side stepped behind a tree and then turned your back and headed home.

You froze mid-step, hanging your head, your hands clenched as you replay the word you had just called that place.

Home..

~Time skip.~

"Ahhh! (First Name), you're back- Where are Masky and Hoodie?" Pursing your lips, you silently jabbed your thumb out the window behind you. Splendy looked up, out the window and sweat dropped at the scene. The two boys were rolling around on the ground, yelling at each other over something- you totally forgot what. Patting your shoulder, Splendy walked past you, out the door and towards the boys.

'YOU'RE BACK!' or, that's what Smile would have said if the dog could talk as he jumped up on you and smothered you with kisses. Running over to you with her arms wide open, Sally giggled. "(First Name)'s back!" Looking up at you she smiled brightly and your heart melted. "You made it back just on time, you did! Dinner is done!" Almost after she said that the scent of a scrumptious dinner hit your nose.

~Herng. In the closet.~

"It'll never work~"

"Tsch, what the fuck do you know?"

"Me? I know how women work, that is not how you approach them."

"Neither is being a pervert!"

"I'm not a-!"

A airy chuckle erupted through the arguing, cutting of one of the boys. "Neither of your plans will work. You're both approaching her wrong."

"Oh, what, are we suppose to buy her flowers and chocolates and sing her love songs?"

"......"

"No, woman like to be dominated, they want someone who will show them who's in control!"

The sound of something hitting the ground, then constant smacking could be hear. "AND THIS IS WHY YOU AND HER FIGHT ALL THE TIIIIIME!"

"Uh, guys.. she's back."

A thud of something else hitting the ground and the sound of rustling clothes was made. "Fine then, it's a deal."

"Holy shit, you're gonna make a deal and stick with it?"

"Fuck you."

A hand stuck out and the person it belonged to smirked. "Who ever wins.." Two more grins, followed by two more hands as they all shook on it.

"May the best man win- oh, wait, that'll be me!" More slaps echoed around.